Me teachin Gnu to read

Him big but dey ent tot him nuffin.














I a sef tot Rufus. Dem uns over at Rufus Nation dey don't wanna learn nuffin. Dat Speshul he take a bus but it don't go nowhers hee hee!






Dese tings got words onnum too. Some day we figgers em out.

Us in Charge

Dat Bob he go to is ints n leavus here. Dat ol HR he drinkem sum blue beas n pass out. Me n gnu we dont drinkat stuff we just eats brownies hee.






So me n dat gnu un we in charge. Dat ol Ms. Johnson she asleep hee hee.



You gotta bring dat Taco to lunch next week, I comes to see him n you kin drink Tequila, you gonna bring dat Boss? You tell at Spike not to make fun a dat Taco.

We feed that Gnu Un

He sure kin eat! Here I helps im wif a croissanwich n sum taters.















He ain't heavy, he's my Rufus! Hee hee hee!

Gnu Rufus

We got us a Gnu Rufus he ar frin.













He spin all week in a box to come from Texas to live wif us.












He just ars he don't have to go live in Rufus Nation wiv Steffus an Stoney and em.











N we feeds him good so he get big and don't need to go nowheres.

Dat Slick Come Visit

Dat cuzzin Slickster Rufus he finely comes to spin the weekin wiffus.













He tell us all about wot happen at Rufus Nation en Stefus house.













He din think much about is oatmeal for brekkus.














He like is omlit a lot better. N he like dem beans!















Sumtimes we gets patty melt wit fried taters.











Saturday nite we gets pop-corns......





















Cuz we stays up all nite wakkin movies!









Then we tired Sundy.













We even helps im wiffis persnel high jeans! He a clean toof Rufus!













We loves ar Cuzzin Slick kin he stay til Toosdy?